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Posted at 9:43pm on May 22nd - 6808 NOTES
tatterdemalionamberite:

sunisup:

Lil Cal’s Stable Time Loop
The other day, I realized what went wrong in Davesprite’s timeline: he used Lil Cal to prototype his sprite.
We never got a clear explanation of where the Cal in Dream Dave’s room came from, but I’m guessing that Gamzee put it there with his chucklevoodoos, similar to how he put the clown doll in Dream John’s room. That Cal from the dream room went on to become the Cal who got sliced to bits on Dave’s roof, which Davesprite used as prototyping material. The problem is that the prototyping process completely consumes the object used to prototype; in Davesprite’s timeline, Cal was stuck inside the sprite, so he was never retrieved and repaired by Bro and never fell into Gamzee’s hands, and thus never inspired Gamzee to create Cal in the first place. Calsprite wasn’t just annoying — he was temporally impossible. That time paradox was what screwed Davesprite’s timeline.

OOOOH THIS MAKES SENSE

tatterdemalionamberite:

sunisup:

Lil Cal’s Stable Time Loop

The other day, I realized what went wrong in Davesprite’s timeline: he used Lil Cal to prototype his sprite.

We never got a clear explanation of where the Cal in Dream Dave’s room came from, but I’m guessing that Gamzee put it there with his chucklevoodoos, similar to how he put the clown doll in Dream John’s room. That Cal from the dream room went on to become the Cal who got sliced to bits on Dave’s roof, which Davesprite used as prototyping material. The problem is that the prototyping process completely consumes the object used to prototype; in Davesprite’s timeline, Cal was stuck inside the sprite, so he was never retrieved and repaired by Bro and never fell into Gamzee’s hands, and thus never inspired Gamzee to create Cal in the first place. Calsprite wasn’t just annoying — he was temporally impossible. That time paradox was what screwed Davesprite’s timeline.

OOOOH THIS MAKES SENSE



Posted at 4:27pm on March 29th - 1 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #sollux  #sollux captor  #terezi  #terezi pyrope  #dave  #dave strider  #iin2ufferable priick 

I don’t recall them ever talking and the wiki makes no mention of it either.
As far as when Sollux tries to name him “iin2ufferable priick” well that started off on this page and you can see it on this one.

I don’t recall them ever talking and the wiki makes no mention of it either.

As far as when Sollux tries to name him “iin2ufferable priick” well that started off on this page and you can see it on this one.



Posted at 4:19pm on March 29th - 2 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #grandpa harley  #time shenanigans 

(Page here)
Yes, yes it is! Grandpa Harley. In the Frog temple there are two transportalizers; one leading to Derse and the other to Prospit. He used those(before he died) to enter the Medium. He makes several appearances in the comic actually, even transporting Mom and Dad on his flying battleship.
This is obviously due to some wierd time shenanigans with the transportalizers, perhaps because the kids hadn’t actually entered the session yet, but the hardware was there, so it had no choice but to transport him to the future, where the session actually existed. 
Of course that last bit is just theory but I hope that answers your question Anon!

(Page here)

Yes, yes it is! Grandpa Harley. In the Frog temple there are two transportalizers; one leading to Derse and the other to Prospit. He used those(before he died) to enter the Medium. He makes several appearances in the comic actually, even transporting Mom and Dad on his flying battleship.

This is obviously due to some wierd time shenanigans with the transportalizers, perhaps because the kids hadn’t actually entered the session yet, but the hardware was there, so it had no choice but to transport him to the future, where the session actually existed. 

Of course that last bit is just theory but I hope that answers your question Anon!



Posted at 12:22pm on March 26th - 1 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #sollux  #sollux captor 

There was only one, but due to time shenanigans, he was in the same place twice for a bit.
Piloting the meteor was such a huge exertion, it killed sollux. Having no dream self left alive, he died. Er, well, he half-died(Because sollux can’t just do things normally). Aradia found him in a dream bubble, and brought him to the green sun with her where they met the meteor, in the past. Aradia being a Hero of time and time being inconsistent in the Furthest Ring anyways, this is quite easy to manage.
And viola! Sollux is (seemingly) in two places at once!

There was only one, but due to time shenanigans, he was in the same place twice for a bit.

Piloting the meteor was such a huge exertion, it killed sollux. Having no dream self left alive, he died. Er, well, he half-died(Because sollux can’t just do things normally). Aradia found him in a dream bubble, and brought him to the green sun with her where they met the meteor, in the past. Aradia being a Hero of time and time being inconsistent in the Furthest Ring anyways, this is quite easy to manage.

And viola! Sollux is (seemingly) in two places at once!



Posted at 12:19pm on March 26th - 0 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #ask  #homestuck 

I’m afraid I don’t understand the question. Revived from death? Sure, a lot of them who died for good including half the trolls.
(If you are still hanging around) Do you think you could clarify to me what you mean?

I’m afraid I don’t understand the question. Revived from death? Sure, a lot of them who died for good including half the trolls.

(If you are still hanging around) Do you think you could clarify to me what you mean?



Posted at 12:17pm on March 26th - 1 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #ectobiology 

I mean it’s possible? I’m not sure though. They may be genetically similar, but their actual origins were already decided. I do not believe that there will be further ectobiology done by any of the kids, as it is no longer necessary.

I mean it’s possible? I’m not sure though. They may be genetically similar, but their actual origins were already decided. I do not believe that there will be further ectobiology done by any of the kids, as it is no longer necessary.



Posted at 12:14pm on March 26th - 1 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #hero of time  #hero of space  #theory 

This is a popular theory. One I can see the merit in, but has not been stated in comic as canon(I believe anyways).
But really I can see several reasons why a time and space player are needed per session, this being one of the prominent ones. Even if I don’t agree with the theory myself.

This is a popular theory. One I can see the merit in, but has not been stated in comic as canon(I believe anyways).

But really I can see several reasons why a time and space player are needed per session, this being one of the prominent ones. Even if I don’t agree with the theory myself.



Posted at 12:19pm on March 25th - 5 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #ask  #Betty Crocker  #the condescension  #the condesce  #BATTERWITCH  #bluh bluh huge bitch 

Assuming you meant “who exactly is betty crocker”
Betty crocker is a factory that sells various foodstuffs with it’s primary and most well known product being it’s boxed cake mixes. In homestuck, it is Her Imperial Condescension(aka Feferi’s Ancestor/Meenah’s post scratch self) comes to Earth, and becomes head of it as her base. Why she chose Betty Crocker I’m not too sure about. But she did.
The Condesce is feared for a couple reasons. 1 being is her cruelty. She is the Thief of Life and has done exactly that, being responsible for billions of deaths. She is also uber powerful and the servant of Lord English himself, the big bad. She wiped out almost all human life on Earth in the Alpha session(aka post scratch Earth). She’s not a nice person in short.
She is referred to as Her Imperial Condescension(or just Condescension for short), The Condesce, Batterwitch, and Betty Crocker. Probably some other stuff too but it’s not so nice stuff.

Assuming you meant “who exactly is betty crocker”

Betty crocker is a factory that sells various foodstuffs with it’s primary and most well known product being it’s boxed cake mixes. In homestuck, it is Her Imperial Condescension(aka Feferi’s Ancestor/Meenah’s post scratch self) comes to Earth, and becomes head of it as her base. Why she chose Betty Crocker I’m not too sure about. But she did.

The Condesce is feared for a couple reasons. 1 being is her cruelty. She is the Thief of Life and has done exactly that, being responsible for billions of deaths. She is also uber powerful and the servant of Lord English himself, the big bad. She wiped out almost all human life on Earth in the Alpha session(aka post scratch Earth). She’s not a nice person in short.

She is referred to as Her Imperial Condescension(or just Condescension for short), The Condesce, Batterwitch, and Betty Crocker. Probably some other stuff too but it’s not so nice stuff.



Posted at 12:11pm on March 25th - 0 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #trolls  #paradox  #paradox space  #beta session  #jack noir  #becqurel 

There are a million and one things that could have gone differently that seems like it would have changed things. However, this is paradox space we are talking about. It’s all happening because it has already happened and it has to happen. Changing one thing would be futile, as it would either be impossible, or an alternative would be found. Trying to change it would cause a doomed timeline, which would end in, as the name suggests, doom.
However, if paradox space had made it so Beq was not prototyped, things would have been much simpler. Jack would not become strong, would stay in their session, the trolls would have won  and claimed their prize, and without them messing with them, the kids would probably have been fine and beat the game. Though since the trolls helped as much as they hurt, this could be false. It would have been two normal sessions.
Unfortunately, this was not to be from the very beginning. From before the beginning in fact.

There are a million and one things that could have gone differently that seems like it would have changed things. However, this is paradox space we are talking about. It’s all happening because it has already happened and it has to happen. Changing one thing would be futile, as it would either be impossible, or an alternative would be found. Trying to change it would cause a doomed timeline, which would end in, as the name suggests, doom.

However, if paradox space had made it so Beq was not prototyped, things would have been much simpler. Jack would not become strong, would stay in their session, the trolls would have won  and claimed their prize, and without them messing with them, the kids would probably have been fine and beat the game. Though since the trolls helped as much as they hurt, this could be false. It would have been two normal sessions.

Unfortunately, this was not to be from the very beginning. From before the beginning in fact.



Posted at 12:06pm on March 25th - 0 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #ask  #rose lalonde  #rose  #dave  #dave strider  #davesprite  #doomed timelines  #dream self 

Their dreamselves merged!
Pulled from the recap:

Before going back in time, Future Dave convinced Future Rose to go to sleep. He suggested her dream self would be unaltered by the timeline shift, and in her dream state she would remember the events from the future. When Dave went back, Rose’s future dream self assumed the position of Rose’s present dream self. Rose fell asleep, and on Derse’s moon, she instantly woke up. She then saw all the genetic scrawlings she did in MEOW letters, and understood their meaning.

Their dreamselves merged!

Pulled from the recap:

Before going back in time, Future Dave convinced Future Rose to go to sleep. He suggested her dream self would be unaltered by the timeline shift, and in her dream state she would remember the events from the future. When Dave went back, Rose’s future dream self assumed the position of Rose’s present dream self. Rose fell asleep, and on Derse’s moon, she instantly woke up. She then saw all the genetic scrawlings she did in MEOW letters, and understood their meaning.



Posted at 12:01pm on March 25th - 1 NOTES
#ask me about homestuck  #homestuck  #terezi  #terezi pyrope  #pesterchum 

She smells and licks the screen!
(x) - (x)

She smells and licks the screen!

(x) - (x)



Posted at 11:55am on March 25th - 0 NOTES
Don’t be embarrassed Anon! I’m here to help.
As far as them playing together. Well really nearly anything can be possible in fanon. Do whatever you want. But attempting to be close to canon, I can only see this as being possible if they live in the same universe together. If they can communicate before they play and start the game together, they could play together. That’s how the game works. I imagine meteors would start on both of their planets and it would be a little bit more complicated, but it’s possible. Sounds really interesting actually.

Don’t be embarrassed Anon! I’m here to help.

As far as them playing together. Well really nearly anything can be possible in fanon. Do whatever you want. But attempting to be close to canon, I can only see this as being possible if they live in the same universe together. If they can communicate before they play and start the game together, they could play together. That’s how the game works. I imagine meteors would start on both of their planets and it would be a little bit more complicated, but it’s possible. Sounds really interesting actually.




Posted at 11:53am on March 25th - 0 NOTES

So I’m gonna try to get back on this. So terribly sorry about my absence. Answers may be spotty, and probably concentrated mostly on the weekends. I’ll set up the queue accordingly. For now, I’ll just answer everything in my ask box, since they’ve been waiting for so terribly long.

Again, I am so so sorry



Posted at 12:43pm on December 23rd - 7786 NOTES

foryouistellify:

guys im enjoying making these too much someone stop me

I know I haven’t been active lately and that’s my fault. I apologize.

I thank those of you who still follow me and I hope that I will have this place running again eventually.

In the mean time here’s a useful and factual post about what we know about troll biology/culture



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